Weissbach

Weissbachisms

In order to fully understand and enjoy your listening experience you must know the following lexicon:

Life Energy

Money represents our life energy. We are finite beings. When our life energy runs out - we die. So when we go to work for X number of hours for either someone else or in our own enterprise we are trading some of our limited, finite life energy for money. Thus when governments use their force to tax us - they are in effect extorting our limited and finite life energy. When they redistribute wealth they are really extorting your life energy and giving it someone else.

Watermelon

Extremist Environmentalists who use the scare that Mommy Earth is about to expire in order to further their political agenda. I call them Watermelons because they are green on the outside, red on the inside. Socialists in drag.

Swiss Republicans

On November 2, 1999 the voters of Washington State passed Initiative 695 - The $30 License Tab Initiative. This initiative rolled license tab fees back to $30 per year from their previous extortion high levels.

The campaign against this initiative was waged by a coalition of Big Business, Big Labor, Big Media and Big Government. A very small minority of elected Washington State Republican politicians supported this initiative. The vast majority of Republican politicians claimed that they were neutral on the issue and were not prepared to speak out for or against the initiative. Thus I labeled them Swiss Republicans in honor of their neutrality.

Bolshevik

Phonetically pinch hits for b.s.

A Jammer or to jam

To break a commitment. He jammed on his commitment to marry her. She jammed on her appearance on The Weissbach Show.